A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first…
Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and…
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning,…
Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, “There is a easy way to get what you want.” The other…
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic fell into a river and all died . Each husband cried for a week…
Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I…
A father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.…
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking at the man using the urinal…
A man and a woman are sl3eping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and…
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing,…
Three guys are sitting in a bar. Suddenly the first guy’s phone rings, he immediately answered it then without saying anything he ran…
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two…